Batman Attacking A Shark With A Mild Saber… Plus A Cow Udder

There are many loopy muffins on the market, minions, however the factor to recollect is there are distinctive LEVELS of loopy.

What’s that? Do I’ve examples?

I’M SO GLAD YOU ASKED.

Ahem hem hem.

[extending pen-pointer stick thingy]

First, we’ve got Good Loopy:

As a result of whereas nobody NEEDS a rainbow worm lined in Gummi Bears, why the heck not?

…which could be surpassed by Superior Loopy:

Or, loopy superior.

Then we’ve got Unhealthy Loopy:

That is proper, working down frisbee gamers along with your new birthday automotive is unhealthy, Mark. BAAAAD.

First, let’s simply assume that claims “Curt.”

Second, Why?

Third, Why?

And fourth, SWEET STAY PUFT WHYYYYYY?!

Ahem.

Additionally, celebrating the US Navy’s birthday with a sinking Titanic is not so nice, both:

And eventually – and my private favourite – we’ve got Bat Sh*t Loopy.

That is the loopy that is not unhealthy, and is not good. It is the Chaotic Impartial of loopy, if you’ll.

(And if you happen to obtained that, YOU ARE SUCH A NERD. [let’s be friends])

For instance:

Soccer participant butts subsequent to badly rendered Pixar characters.

And naturally:

Cow udders.

Due to Jessica B., Dana G., Richard W., Lindsay D., Brian E., Anony M., & Cheryl S., who may actually see herself understanding cows.

(I am so pleased with that pun I really teared up somewhat, you guys. WHAT.)

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