September 24, 2023


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Darth Vader Will get Wrecked

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Minions, subsequent month Star Wars might be 46 years previous. And I do know simply find out how to have a good time:

 …by mercilessly mocking Darth Vader muffins.

 This one, for instance, appears like a codfish. 

Granted, I do not really know what a codfish appears like, however I think about it should be sort of foolish and wet-looking, which makes them virtually twins.

And this one matches “scruffy-looking nerf herder” to a T:

Wait – I simply realized there is not any “t” in “scruffy-looking nerf herder.”

Okay, it matches it to a “scruffy-looking”

When I used to be a child I discovered this nifty stone-texture spray paint at House Depot, and proceeded to color the whole lot I may get my arms on, together with my room’s wall switches, door handles, and lamps. My mother and father have been fortunate folks, y’all. Anyway, apparently this baker had the identical fascination:

However not less than this one is icing. So you actually cannot take it for granite.


Talking of stone, I am unsure what occurred to this Darth:

…nevertheless it appears like he is having an avalanche.

And this is the one they discovered flattened beneath the rubble:


That is technically the perfect Darth of the bunch, and that is actually saying one thing:

One thing about sweat, and tears, and purple poo.

(Oh, you have by no means eaten a bunch of black fondant earlier than? Then by no means thoughts.)

I saved my favourite for final, after all.

(“I’ve received a foul feeling about this…”)


Darth Droopy!

“Heavy bweathing.”

You recognize what? That makes me unhappy.

Hey Heather S.,  Arielle C., Luci, Brenda J., Clare, Leah S., & Julie Anne D., who’s your daddy?


P.S. When you like your Star Wars a bit spicy, then that is for you:

Darth Vader Spice Grinder

THE SPICE MUST FLOW. Even when it is crossing the streams. Additionally that smooshy lil Vader grinder is cute and solely prices $16 Prime.

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