October 3, 2023


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I'll By no means Cease Laughing Over This "Unicorn"

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Heather requested her bakery if they may add a unicorn to her cookie cake.

They mentioned – and this can be a direct quote – “Sure.”


So simply so we’re clear: the skilled baking individuals mentioned sure, they might add a unicorn to Heather’s cookie cake.



“Little did the princesses know that straight above their heads…”

“… lurked the tragically misunderstood tentacle volcano optometrist.


I hear it ain’t straightforward.


“Hey Sal, this drunk melting blue cat simply is not bizarre sufficient, ? The rest we are able to add?”

AHA! Pirate chest hat! 


Events That Name For Sh*t Balloons:

– Your First Hemorrhoid 
– Anniversary of Your First Hemorrhoid 
– Somebody Else Requested About Your Hemorrhoid 
– The Hemorrhoid Cream Labored! 
– Your Boss’s Birthday


Due to Heather C., Marie S., Chris H., Pleasure J., & Michele A. for the crappy events.

And hey, talking of issues which can be crappy (and in addition inexperienced! One other tie-in!), I really feel like that is the gang to understand my newest Amazon discover:

 It is a ceramic frog texting on the toilet.

However wait, THERE’S MORE.

The Texting Bathroom Frog additionally comes on a bathe curtain:

And as hilariously dangerous as that photoshopped product picture is, for $17 I am tempted to purchase it simply to place up the following time my dad and mom go to… AND THEN SAY NOTHING.

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