It is Administrative Professionals’ day, minions, a time to A) thank your skilled assistants, and B) pressure native bakers to write down ridiculously lengthy, hard-to-spell phrases on muffins.
SO LET’S GET TO IT.
Oooh, so shut.
In the event that they solely had spell-check for muffins, am I proper?
Grasp on, what’s this? THEY DO??
Effectively, THAT’s clearly serving to.
Hey, I do know: why not skip the hard-to-spell stuff altogether, and simply get all the way down to the coronary heart of what you are making an attempt to say?
…however perhaps rather less trustworthy.
And fewer sarcastic.
I imply, uh, no. See, whereas actually everybody can respect “belongings” pun, at the moment you really need one thing extra personalised to your precise assistant. Possibly begin with their identify?
[head hitting desk]
[muffled talking into keyboard] No, no, see, it’s good to make your employees really feel VALUED and RESPECTED and… what’s that? You already ordered the cake? Oh. OK.
I am certain they’re going to find it irresistible.
Because of Jenny L., Carrie C., Helene W., John M., Celeste G., Lani R., & Tera L., who I respect in a very non-creepy, completely prefessional means. MWAH.
As a result of some work days name for greater than espresso:
“Probably Whiskey” Enamel “Coffee” Mug
(The itemizing actually does have “espresso” in citation marks, ha!)