Lulla-BUH-BYE

Hush, little child, do not say a phrase,

Mama’s gonna purchase you a large chicken.

And if that chicken decides to drown

Mama’s gonna purchase you a troop of clowns:

And if these clown refuse to kill,

Mama simply hopes this bunny will:

And if that bunny eats your face,

Mama’s received a pig to take its place:

And if that demon swine will not maim,

Mama’s gonna love you simply…

the…

…identical.

Due to Sheila H., Amanda L., Shelley M., Jill F., Cerena C., & Katie M., who all agree it actually needs to be a MURDER of clowns. Amirite?

*****

P.S. It is by no means too early to start out adorning for spooky season, and these stick-on bats had been my largest hit final 12 months:

3D Halloween Bats, Exterior Grade, 60 pc set

They’re manufactured from sturdy plastic, are available 4 totally different sizes, and have adhesive pads to simply stick them up anyplace in or exterior your property. (I put an entire belfry of them on our entrance door.) (I do not know if “belfry” is true, however I am going with it. :D) Even higher, the entire 60 piece set is just $10 Prime!

They’re manufactured from sturdy plastic, are available 4 totally different sizes, and have adhesive pads for straightforward sticking. (I like to recommend including just a little poster tack to the biggest dimension, although, since mine have began falling off the wall.) This is what I simply did with a few of mine:

I additionally like placing an entire flock on the entrance door. 🙂