No Excuses? Right here, Strive These
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Expensive Jen,
Assist! It is July and there are not any good holidays arising, plus no birthdays in my household, and I WANT CAKE. Are you able to assist?
– Cakeless in Cincinnati
Expensive Cakeless,
My expensive wrecky minion, you have come to the fitting place. Truth is, there are heaps of excuses for cake, in the event you solely study to rejoice the little issues in life.
A couple of strategies:
I POOPED TODAY!
Relying in your fiber consumption, I wager a few of you could possibly rejoice this EVERY day.
My ’99 Nokia Nonetheless Works!
Leslie claims this was purported to say “Previous mates are the perfect.” However give it some thought: are you able to play Sweet Crush in your mates whilst you’re pooping? NO YOU CANNOT.
I relaxation my case.
It Was Only a Warmth Rash!
Time will inform.
(Really, Rebecca tells me this was purported to say “Child.” Is she telling the reality? Mmmm… PERHAPS.)
I am A Nice Eating Companion!
Particularly whereas consuming cake.
That Factor Is Over!
SUCH a aid, am I proper?
However possibly none of those apply to you, Cakeless.
In that case, here is one for almost all people:
Not Useless But!
In reality, I believe we must always all congratulate one another for not being lifeless but.
So, congratulations, guys.
And sorry, ghosts-with-internet-access.
Due to Alyssa V., Rebecca W., Leslie M., Emilie F., Scott D., & Kat R. for the right excuse.
*****
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