Painfully Sincere Desserts

Keep in mind, youngsters, if you cannot say something good…

…say it with cake.

There’s nothing like good ol’ usual honesty, however earlier than you go dropping these fact bombs, let’s check out some methods you may be fully sincere however nonetheless considerably well mannered:

And my private favourite:

Solely works with Angelas, although.

I simply realized in case you learn these three collectively, you get a brief poem:

“You might be tolerable.

You might be barely above common.

You might be Angela.”

I prefer it.

In the event you generally is a little extra effusive, there’s additionally this selection for a totally sincere praise:

“And hey, I imply that.”

However let’s be sincere: 99% of the individuals you recognize are complete jerkfaces, and the one motive we are saying good issues on their muffins is as a result of it is their birthday and we wish cake.

So here is a compromise: begin with “glad birthday,” and then throw in slightly fact:

Increase.

See, the exclamation mark makes it chipper!

The misspelling will confuse everybody lengthy sufficient for us to make a run for it.

In the event you’d moderately keep away from all that battle, although, then how a couple of normal assertion that everybody can agree on?

TRUTH.

Due to Nichelle O., Gina G., Kristin S., Kitzy C., Joan A., Sarah C., Liz M., Doug Ok., & Michele D. for spouting off.

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