September 30, 2023


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Santa Auditions

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“Thanks all for coming to the Punxsutawney Mall Santa Auditions! We’re right here to discover a particular Santa ‘stand-in’ [winkwink] to take photos with the youngsters this weekend. So, let’s convey you in one after the other, and have you ever give us your very greatest Santa greeting! Okay? Okay!

“First contestant, you are up!”

“ARR! Marrrrry Christmas, ye landlubbers!”

“Um…sorry, however I feel we’re in search of somebody only a little extra conventional. Subsequent, please!”


“Bark! Bark bark bark bark!!”

“I am confused. Are you a canine or a seal?”

“Probably not certain, love, however look! I can throw issues within the air!”



“Merry frickin’ Christmas.”

“Oh, my, is that basically a correct Santa angle?”

“Woman, stop screaming. Santa’s head is KILLING him.”



“How a lot for the ladies?”




“Ohhh kaaaay. I’ll again away slowly now.


“Nicely, that is everybody, so I suppose we’ll simply must go along with Mrs. Claus once more this 12 months. That happy with you, Mrs. Claus?

“Mrs. Claus?”

[ …. ]

“Look, I do know you are nice with the youngsters, however perhaps you would take into account, you realize, speaking now and again.”

[ …. ]

“Or blinking.”


Due to Nick Ok., Michelle C., Laura C., Kim P., Sarah M., & Katie C. for the Silent Fright.


P.S. See this bizarre wanting gizmo?

Shiatsu Shoulder Massager

Ever since I purchased one 2 years in the past each buddy who’s tried it has became a puddle of goo, and refused to maneuver ’til it shut off. Its largest followers are our Disney puppeteer pals; folks utilizing and wrecking muscle tissues most of us do not even know we have. I hold shopping for extra of those as items!

This massager can really bruise when you’re not cautious; it is acquired severe energy for even rock-hard knots, and with a bit contorting you possibly can attain your complete again. (I maintain it diagonally to get beneath the shoulder blades, and round my waist for the decrease again.) So hey, if December’s left you beat up this 12 months, give this child a attempt!


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