Say What, Once more?

Generally individuals typically ship me their truffles with no again story, which often is not a giant deal, however different occasions…

Um.

Yeah.

I prefer to assume this is identical James:

And all collectively, now:

“Nana nana nana nana nana… da heck?”

Now here is a reader who is aware of correctly stage a photograph:

By no means have I been so grateful for a pair of citation marks.

Deep Ideas
From The Bakery:

I suppose it should be a birthday cake? Perhaps?

“Gee, thanks, Mother.”
“And do not forget to point out your folks the brand new sweater vest I obtained you!”
“MOO-OOOOM!”

I feel “Danngeous” is meant to be “harmful.”

Sooo, I am guessing they by no means noticed these bon-bons, then.

“And thank YOU for placing them out once more.”

That is a kind of occasions I want I used to be a baker:

I imply, the urge to place a plastic roach on this factor will need to have been OVERWHELMING.

And eventually:

That claims “Joyful Holidays Mile Excessive Ferret Membership.”

o.0

I’M OUT.
[drops mic]

Because of Jessica L., James S., Antoine J., Anony M., Erica M., Lynne M., Landon D., Karl, & Deirdre M. for letting our imaginations run wild… presumably alongside a bunch of pregnant ferrets.

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