As a result of bakeries are operating out of concepts, I provide you with:
John Deere Zombie Chickens!
Also referred to as The Clucking Lifeless.
On a scale of 1 to gouging-out-your-own-eyes, how disturbing is that this?
Personally, I believe it falls someplace between “Ped Eggs” and toddlers-who-won’t-break-eye-contact.
However actually, one of the best half are the buttons. Go on, give it some thought.
Ever heard the expression, “getting sh**-faced?”
‘Cuz somebody took that WAY too actually
Angie needed to get her pal a cake, however there was an issue: apparently “Completely satisfied fiftieth Birthday, Melissa” would not match.
However don’t fret, the baker was nonetheless capable of squeeze one thing out:
(Do you suppose the baker was wiped after this? Flushed with success? Prepared for the following stream of orders? Hey, the place are you going? [HAHA THAT WAS STILL A PUN] Come again! I have never used my well-known “You are in hassle” line but!)
Because of Sarah P., Dimitra L., Gina V., & Angie W. for caring sufficient… to present a crap.