September 29, 2023


Food Information

The Clucking Lifeless

1 min read

As a result of bakeries are operating out of concepts, I provide you with:

John Deere Zombie Chickens!

Also referred to as The Clucking Lifeless.


On a scale of 1 to gouging-out-your-own-eyes, how disturbing is that this?

Personally, I believe it falls someplace between “Ped Eggs” and toddlers-who-won’t-break-eye-contact.

However actually, one of the best half are the buttons. Go on, give it some thought.


Ever heard the expression, “getting sh**-faced?”

‘Cuz somebody took that WAY too actually



Angie needed to get her pal a cake, however there was an issue: apparently “Completely satisfied fiftieth Birthday, Melissa” would not match.

However don’t fret, the baker was nonetheless capable of squeeze one thing out:

So shifting.

(Do you suppose the baker was wiped after this? Flushed with success? Prepared for the following stream of orders? Hey, the place are you going? [HAHA THAT WAS STILL A PUN] Come again! I have never used my well-known “You are in hassle” line but!)


Because of Sarah P., Dimitra L., Gina V., & Angie W. for caring sufficient… to present a crap.

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